Plus: Billy Corgan is so modest.
With little character profiles of Helena, Johnny, and Anne.
Plus: Steve Coogan is extremely vain.
And Balenciaga's first fragrance in twelve years is finally out.
Anne Hathaway's armpit is missing.
We're talking 5:30 a.m.
Evan Rachel Wood, we're so happy for you!
Can't anyone get a Spider-Man-related project off the ground these days?
We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
This is going to be hell on our Google Alert.
Funny, that's why we like having him live in Brooklyn, too.
It was Rachel McAdams last week and, seeing how things are going, it will probably be Carey Mulligan next week.
Plus: Sex! Chefs! Soap-opera stars!
Our recap of last night's episode is within.
Our recap of last night's 'Rachel Zoe Project' is within.
And Anne Hathaway knows the value of small spritzes.
Plus: Sam Worthington pinch hits for Tom Cruise.
Except for Helena Bonham Carter's Red Queen, that is.
This is one of the only times we can imagine we've shared the same emotion as the self-styled lifestyle guru.