Paid $60,000, went home.

She's a "multihyphenate talent," says the magazine.

In which Tyra reenacts an iconic moment from cycles past.

And not just because he's criminally attractive.

They'll both cameo on cycle nineteen.

One, two, three ... keep going.

The 19th cycle will be college-themed.

But they're all "a family," so the fun will never "end"!

Plus, more Top Model rejection reactions.

And Bryanboy might be waiting in the wings.

They're apparently like training bras.

The results are worse than you could ever possibly imagine.

Yep, blame Canada.

You'd think they were ASKED to be mean or something, gosh.

And rightfully so.

Surely that's the question on all Top Model fans' lips today.

Tomorrow night's episode is his swan song.

It's catering to plus-size women and their would-be admirers.

Creepy!

So add the CD to your holiday wish list right now. DO IT.