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Are You There Google? It’s Me Margaret

  1. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Grounded Itself for Cheating Its Own Search EngineThe company maintains most of its innocence, but is setting an example.
  2. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Settles With U.S. Government for $500 MillionBad ads cost a ton.
  3. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    PayPal Sues Google for Stealing Trade SecretsGoogle said they had a “HUGE” opportunity for Osama Bedier.
  4. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s New App Will Let You Pay for Things With a Tap of Your PhoneLarry Page beat Steve Jobs to the punch!
  5. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    E-mails Show How Google Uses Android to Make Phone Companies ‘Do Things We Want’“This feels like a disaster :(”
  6. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s Eric Schmidt Tries to Get Tina Fey to Ditch Her iPhoneHe botches “I want to go to there.”
  7. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    The Phone Call to Wall Street That Cost Larry Page $15 BillionIn fewer than 400 words.
  8. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    There Is a Reason Your Google Search Results Aren’t Filled Entirely With PornThanks, Porn Cookie Lady! Or no thanks?
  9. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Eric Schmidt Asked Google to Make a Political Donation UnsearchableAw, Eric. We’ll miss you too.
  10. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Says Sorry for Telling the World Who You E-mail, Agrees to Twenty Years of Privacy AuditsThe FTC makes Google pay up for privacy violations.
  11. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Judge Says No to Google’s Dream of Becoming the Biggest Bookstore in the WorldThe $125 million settlement would “simply go too far.”
  12. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s New Algorithm Cuts Off Content Farmers at the KneesYour search results, now with 12 percent less spam.
  13. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    No Big Deal, But Google May Have Promoted a Contest to Get Kids’ Social Security Numbers [Updated]Doodle-4-Google.
  14. are you there facebook? it’s us google
    Google Makes Your Search Results Look More Like Facebook [Update]Social search, whether you like it or not.
  15. the apple of our eye
    Steve Jobs Unleashes Apple’s Dreaded New Subscription PlanApple’s loss could be Google’s gain.
  16. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Tries to Buy Auto-Tune the NewsFunny videos, now by Google.
  17. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Microsoft Tries to Give Google a Taste of Its Own Antitrust MedicineHow do you like them apples?
  18. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    75,000 People Better Stop Searching for Porn OnlineIf they want a job at Google.
  19. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Uses ‘Spy-Novelesque Stunt’ to Catch Bing CheatingTo catch a search-engine predator.
  20. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s Android Wins the Smartphone Popularity ContestIs Jobs’s ego hurting Apple?
  21. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google: Now With Less Spam!Go Google yourself and see!
  22. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Tries to Make It Harder to Download IllegallyBut not very hard.
  23. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s Eric Schmidt Thinks He’d Make an Excellent Talk-Show HostWe agree!
  24. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Eric Schmidt Handed a $100 Million Equity AwardThis is highly unusual, even among rich people.
  25. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    For Larry Page, a How-to-Fix-Google ListNo. 4: Consider a Personality Transplant
  26. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s Triumvirate Is Dead: Larry Takes OverEric Schmidt is out as CEO and Larry Page is back in.
  27. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Promises It Won’t Infect Your Start-up With Its SuckinessStart-ups, come back! We promise we’re not contagious!
  28. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Is Google Willing to Undercut Apple in Order to Sell Newspaper and Magazine Apps?Will Apple alter its prudish ways to keep up with Google’s distribution sluttiness?
  29. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s $1.9 Billion Chelsea Office Building Sits on a Fiber-Optic HighwayThey paid in cash.
  30. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Bing’s Growth Should Be a Message to GoogleThe message being: Don’t mess with our search results to promote your other divisions.
  31. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Doesn’t Sound Very Sorry It Pushed Down Competitors’ Search ResultsBut it should be.
  32. party like it’s 1999
    Groupon Reportedly Not Taking Google’s $6 Billion Dollars“Groupon’s annual revenues are now at a $2 billion run rate … “
  33. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google: Now Dominating Search, Online Advertising, and Manhattan Real EstateGoogle put down a cash deposit for its Chelsea office building.
  34. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Is Google’s Paying $6 Billion for Groupon Another Sign That the Tech Bubble Commeth?Google is rumored to buy Groupon for $5.3 billion.
  35. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Europe Has a Problem With Google’s Total Internet DominationThe European Commission launches an antitrust investigation into Google.
  36. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    The Latest Version of Google Earth Would Please the Lorax80 million trees in 3-D.
  37. the future is coming
    Apple Finally Lets Google Voice on the iPhoneAnd it only took sixteen months!
  38. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    East Williamsburg Drug Dealers Caught on Google Street ViewWe see you when you’re dealing, we know when you’re awake.
  39. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Fires Employee Hours After He/She Leaked MemoNot a good move, Xoogler.
  40. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Plans to Give All of Its Employees a 10 Percent RaiseAs the threat from Facebook increases, 23,000 workers get salary increases.
  41. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Congratulations! You Won That Google Lawsuit You Didn’t Know You FiledToday in Google lawsuits.
  42. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Donates $5 Million to Digital JournalismAnd an apology.
  43. cable-stained wretches
    CNN Edits Out Google CEO Saying People Who Don’t Like Street View ‘Can Just Move’That was very thoughtful of you, CNN.
  44. eric schmidt
    Google CEO Would Like to Remind You How Important Your Disappearing Privacy Really Is“There’s a reason why private thoughts were invented by generations before us.”
  45. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s CEO Says He Likes to Sidle ‘Right Up to the Creepy Line’We’ve been so wrong about Eric Schmidt.
  46. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google CEO Eric Schmidt Wants to Augment Your HumanityYour humanity gets an upgrade.
  47. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Elite Google Engineer Used Google Data to Spy on Four Teens [Update]Former Google engineer David Barksdale used his position to access user accounts of at least four teens.
  48. the future is coming
    Meet “Google Instant”: Your Search Engine Is Now “Psychic”“Search at the speed of thought.”
  49. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google’s Mysterious New Interactive Logo, Now With More MysteryNope, not our birthday.
  50. are you there google? it’s me margaret
    Google Weighs Down Employees With Wads of Cash to Stop the Exodus to FacebookA $500,000 cash bonus to stay for a year.
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