From our Founding Fathers to our robot governors, it could be just months or entire centuries.
"He DID Have Sex With The Maid!"
Arnold's extra-marital baby mama worked for the family for 20 years.
Ah, young love.
It will embellish his real life.
Across the Internet, journalist and celebrities remember the inimitable owner of Elaine's.
He has quite a range, scream-wise.
And other highlights.
Sundry Cameron-movie puns lead to an appearance from Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It certainly looks like it.
Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter starts a mini beauty empire.
Only one of them has been contained.