Fruitarianism isn't for everyone.
See Ashton Kutcher in all his Steve Jobs–ian glory.
After debuting at Sundance.
Demi just kept forgetting to deal with the papers.
Digging the beard, brah.
Plus: Adam Levine partied with Prince, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Our resident romance novelist reimagines the tabloids.
The pop queen says "I was hooked after my first bite!" So, yeah.
Wow, we really miss Natalie Portman.
Opposite Ashton Kutcher's Jobs.
The Starbucks cup really throws it off.
Faster than curry in a hurry.
But it's a joke! And everyone knows jokes can't be racist!
"Money creates taste, and I have lots of both."
So this isn't an episode of Punk'd? Are we sure?
It's called Jobs. It's also not a rumor.
Unless Bey and Jay really do get there first.