After misspeaking about Joe Paterno.
Ashton's mom need not be worried, then.
Mr. Demi Moore has something to say, although we're not quite sure what.
Kutcher's one-year contract may prove prescient.
Sleazy, misogynistic, bitter. Hooray!
Plus: Charlie Sheen, Zooey Deschanel, and Steve Buscemi blow up today's lineup on our daily late-night roundup.
Singing the 'Men' song.
Plus: Rashida Jones had to kiss a lot of girls, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
The scene: 'Details' magazine.
Which means he's making ...
Just what the show needs: more embittering darkness.
Plus: Matt Damon at Cipriani, Olivia Wilde and Justin Long at Cabin Down Below, and more, in our weekly roundup of celebrity dining.
Plus Bill Clinton, Betsey Johnson, Anna Wintour, Kenneth Cole, and more.
He's only signed for one season.
Jimmy Fallon brings his Sheen back.
With a call to his lawyer.
Since Hugh Grant didn't work out.