Unless it's in her rib.
And more celebrity breakups, meltdowns, and heartfelt moments, in our daily gossip roundup.
Not the one starring Justin Timberlake, that's for sure.
Plus: Miranda Cosgrove is a very, very rich teenager.
Also, Demi Moore wore a Donna Karan look the day after it walked the fall 2010 runway.
Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl's retread of a classic plot.
Come on, dude, it's officially two months after we were supposed to have forgotten your name. Give us something, or it's all over.
Plus: What does Ellen really think of Simon?
Just go gently into that gimmicky night.
Ready or not, the actors hit the stage tomorrow at 8 p.m.
But her outfit coordinated with her husband's. Does that make it better?
The starlet has added a porcine princess to her backyard menagerie.
Our recap of last night's episode of 'The Rachel Zoe Project' lies within.
The jellyfish weren't the only things using their stingers in the Hamptons this weekend! More cutting remarks and celebrity activity in our Monday wrap-up of everything you missed at the beach.
The '300' star burns the 'Real Housewife' in favor of Rose Byrne.
Also, an illustration of Cate Blanchett appears on the September cover of Australian 'Vogue.'
They vant to suck his blood. Also, Rihanna demonstrates that sparkly nipple pasties are a surefire way to draw attention away from your domestic-abuse scandal, and Bradley Cooper is coming to town!
And you thought the service was only good for wasting time!