Things could get rowdy this week.
Make your resolution to always read your horoscope.
Ryan Gosling says it's going to be a very merry Christmas.
Wear dark, sapphire, and onyx colors this week.
Take a long bath and everything will work out.
It's all about your ego this week. Get it under control.
May your worst trouble result from overeating.
Begin the week in peace, then party hard, then expect a little jealousy.
You're hot then you're cold. You're yes then you're no.
A heavy pummel of fate is coming your way.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You're on fire this week, so don't feel bad about double-booking those OkCupid dates.
There's romance in the stars.
Stay calm, people.
This week is all about deep, dark sex.