Astrologifs

Try gardening! 

Avoid confrontation, get plenty of rest, stay out of power struggles.

Mind your words this week. 

Beware April Fools’ day.

Fun sex and jewel-buying await you.

Your balance needs evaluating. 

Prepare to confront authority.

Party it up, before you get all emotional.

Opportunities are coming at you fast.

The sign of the fish is about to be in your life. 

Possible calamities ahead, but also gold jewelry.

You can re-evaluate your energy this week.

Get after those hopes and dreams!

It's time to let go!

Things could get rowdy this week.

Romantic times ahead!

Make your resolution to always read your horoscope.

Ryan Gosling says it's going to be a very merry Christmas.

Wear dark, sapphire, and onyx colors this week.

Take a long bath and everything will work out.