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Chef Rants on Facebook to Defend a Restaurant’s $25 Cake-Cutting Fee
“You want free cake cutting then go to your mumma’s house.”
By Clint Rainey
Kourtney Kardashian Completely Malfunctioned When a TV Anchor Asked About Kim
She apparently didn’t want to talk about it.
By Lisa Ryan
Apple Store Employees Were Fired for Sharing Photos of Female Customers and Rating Their Appearances
They rated women’s “butts” and “boobs.”
By Lisa Ryan
This Politician’s Perfect Roasting of an Anti-Marriage-Equality MP Will Be Written About in History Books
“I do think we may have found an explanation for his bachelor status.”
By Gabriella Paiella
Lawyer Who Waited a Year for Pizza Refund Wins $900 From Domino’s
“I took the extreme step of going to court.”
By Clint Rainey
Muriel’s Wedding The Musical Is Coming and It Will Be As Good As ‘Dancing Queen’
The only reason to ever return to Porpoise Spit.
By Halle Kiefer
Yes, Australia, You Have Made One Fancy $5 Bill
They’re almost cool enough to make you want to carry cash.
By Lizzy Halberstadt and Cait Munro
An Obsessive Australian’s Guide to Sun Protection
What growing up in Australia, the driest continent on the planet, taught me about sunscreen.
By Aimee Leabon
Someone’s Selling Coffee With Half the Lethal Dose of Caffeine
The “Ass Kicker” is 25 times more potent than normal black coffee.
By Clint Rainey
Semitruck Spills Hundreds of Live Chickens on Doorstep of KFC
The whole mishap was captured by a vegan passing by.
By Clint Rainey
Here’s a New Burger With an Actual Shot of Bourbon Stuck in the Middle
And there's lots of bacon.
By Clint Rainey
Natasha Leggero Worked in a Brothel and Fell in Love With a Con Man, But It All Worked Out, So Remember to Always Follow Your Heart
When God closes a door, he opens a secretarial position at a bordello.
By Halle Kiefer
When Will Australia Apologize for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s Divorce?
The country/continent broke his marriage (in my opinion).
By Allie Jones
Meanwhile, in Australia ...
The Australian national rugby team frolics at the beach.
By Allie Jones
Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister Has Some Pointers for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s Next Apology Video
"I don't think [Depp will] get an Academy Award for his performance."
By Sean Fitz-Gerald
Amber Heard Pleads Guilty in That Australian Dog Debacle, Gets Good-Behavior Bond
Depp didn't get in trouble, but he did film an apology video with the actress.
By Sean Fitz-Gerald
Domino’s Is Building an Oven That Cooks Pizza in 3 Minutes
The chain claims the future will be oven-to-door service in ten minutes.
By Clint Rainey
Men Threaten Rape Because They Had to Pay 17 Cents More for Cupcakes
Masculinity so so so so so so so fragile.
By Eve Peyser
Newspaper Fires Restaurant Critics Who Wrote Fabricated Review of ‘Hipster’ Cafe
They failed to meet "clear editorial standards."
By Clint Rainey
Let’s All Go to Australia to Get High and Watch Koalas
Traveling Down Under just got a little more appealing.
By Eve Peyser