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Axl Rose

  1. chinese democracy
    Axl Rose Now Basically Just an Internet TrollAfter being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
  2. quote machine
    Seth Meyers Would Prefer Not to Think About All the People He’s Inspired to Eat Ham in the BathroomPlus: ‘Chinese Democracy’ not yet done?
  3. gossipmonger
    Did Gwyneth Paltrow Get a New Pair of Knockers for Christmas?That’s what ‘Page Six’ thinks. Plus, the bus that smells like pot on West 48th Street is Willie Nelson’s. In the gossip roundup.
  4. chinese democracy
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Day Ruined by Dr. Pepper’s Broken WebsiteWas it intentional sabotage on the part of a company that didn’t want to follow through with an expensive promotion? Or just general Web-based incompetence?
  5. chinese democracy
    How Could ‘Chinese Democracy’ Have Been Improved?It’s good — but not quite perfect.
  6. chinese democracy
    ‘Chinese Democracy,’ Now Streaming, Is Better Than Chuck Klosterman ImaginedIf you’re not yet sure about committing 100 MB of your hard drive to an album that Axl Rose labored over for thirteen years, you can now stream it on MySpace.
  7. leak of the week
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Finally Leaked for Real!We guess this means Axl actually has to release this thing now!
  8. Dr. Pepper Announces Lame Details of Its ‘Chinese Democracy’ PromotionThere was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company’s solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
  9. be a pepper
    First Single From ‘Chinese Democracy’ Actually Arrives!We’d love to say something funny here, but, like everyone else, we ran out of ‘Chinese Democracy’ jokes in 2003.
  10. ‘Chinese Democracy’ Leaker Pleads Not GuiltyIt would be lame to see him tossed in the clink for sharing some crap you’ll be able to get at Best Buy in a month.
  11. Dr.'s Orders
    GNR Buys the World a Dr. PepperChinese Democracy is coming out in late November, which means Dr. Pepper owes us a cold one.
  12. imminent disasters
    Disappointing ‘Chinese Democracy’ Cover and Track List Revealed!We’re pretty sure we’ve seen that cover hanging in our aunt’s bathroom.
  13. countdown
    Miracle of Miracles: ‘Chinese Democracy’ Is Coming Out This Year!No, really!
  14. apropos of nothing
    Guy Who Leaked ‘Chinese Democracy’ Arrested by FedsTwenty-seven-year-old blogger Kevin Cogill of Culver City, California, has been arrested on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws.
  15. apropos of nothing
    ‘Chinese Democracy’ Possibly Being Released, Possibly As Wal-Mart ExclusiveAxl is currently in talks to release the album through Best Buy or Wal-Mart, not that this will ever actually happen.
  16. apropos of nothing
    Latest Guns N’ Roses Leak Confirms Possible Existence of ‘Chinese Democracy,’ MaybeAxl’s new song leaks to YouTube! Was it worth the fifteen-year wait? No!
  17. countdown
    Which Will Come Out First: ‘Chinese Democracy’ or ‘Where the Wild Things Are’?Our money’s on ‘Chinese Democracy’!
  18. apropos of nothing
    Latest Leaks Indicate Axl Rose Is Really Making Progress on ‘Chinese Democracy’New, allegedly finished versions of nine songs have leaked — could a release date be close? No.
  19. the industry
    Replacements, World’s Last Broken-Up Band, to Reunite SoonPlus: Guns N’ Roses nowhere near releasing ‘Chinese Democracy,’ and Sam Mendes’s Dave Eggers comedy might actually be funny!
  20. the early-evening news
    A.O. Scott Steals From ChildrenPlus: ‘Idol’ does Mariah, and Axl Rose denies reality-show rumors.
  21. NewsFeed
    Your Next Dr. Pepper May Be on Axl RoseThe band has finally delivered its new album to the label, and Dr. Pepper is psyched.
  22. gossipmonger
    Nicolas Cage Was Only Borrowing That ChihuahuaPlastic-surgery-happy Jocelyn Wildenstein just bought a three-bedroom apartment in the Plaza for $7.96 million. An excerpt of James Frey’s upcoming novel, Bright Shiny Morning, is being published in Sex for America, a book of “politically-inspired erotica.” Nicolas Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for claiming in her autobiography that he had been arrested twice for DUI and stealing a Chihuahua. Fergie and Josh Duhamel are moving up their wedding date because she’s so pregnant.
  23. gossipmonger
    Giants Player Has ‘Abandonment Issues’New York Giant Osi Umenyiora, who is dating Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, says he’s a difficult guy to love because he has “abandonment issues.” Andrew Giuliani, son of Rudy, was arrested for doing 39 mph in a 30 mph zone in Florida. An upcoming reality show on the Mojo Channel forces a handful of semi-prominent New Yorkers to survive without their cell phones and computers. Julia Stiles sat down and ordered a bunch of food at Indochine but requested that it all be doggy-bagged so she could take it home. CNN has been getting better daytime ratings than MSNBC over the past two months, though Fox News still does better than both. Georgina Chapman on fashion: “I’m like a magpie. I like anything that sparkles.”
  24. the early-evening news
    Axl Rose Continues to Make ‘Chinese Democracy’ a PriorityAxl Rose will appear on two tracks on Sebastian Bach’s forthcoming solo album. Does this mean those two songs won’t be available until 3015?