Watch the sketch in full for the first time ever.
"What? I'm playing Pitbull-size venues?"
"You're a feminist if ... you're not like, 'I think Beyoncé deserves 23 percent less money than Jay Z.'"
Spoiler: It doesn't happen very often.
They take a trip to Wolvesmouth supper club.
He’s taken to researching his modern-love book on Reddit.
Assessed by viability (and Entertainment 720 places dead last, of course).
"Oh my God, such a classic, beautiful look."
He'll make you a match. Just hand him your phone.
"Ja Rule is right behind you" is an instant classic.
And not just in a jokey way. With scientists and everything.
Ansari plays himself. Watts plays a vegan female who's considering eating cheese.
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A gallery of shots from when future comedy stars (Rob Corddry, Jack McBrayer, Aubrey Plaza) learned improv while SNL stars stopped by to work out.