At least after a lifetime of happiness.
"A pink and blue fate almost seems like a form of moral kitsch."
New York won't feel the effect of the trend until they all grow up and move here.
Their parents have them sleeping in bathrooms and closets.
It turns out this isn't the first time.
In honor of the news that she’s expecting.
That was North's I'M PEEEEING face.
Oh. NOW we get it.
Susan Patton is a gleefully snobby rape-denier. You’re going to love her.
"I can't wait to show her the world."
After that, Jasper Michael Brown Quintana will just be another billionaire's grandkid.
Still not sure on his preference for bananas.