But she could have.
What a disappointment!
Have celebrities tricked us into thinking it's not normal?
Also known as His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge.
But it crashed the designer's website anyway.
Reactions: Disappointment, sexism, blue-colored fountains.
Newspapers have been working on these for months.
Sooo, when do we get to see the prince?
The heir to the British throne.
The most insane royal-baby maniacs at the Lindo Wing.
From hypnobirthing to baby birding, rated on a scale of likelihood.
Tired, hot, and grumpy journalists make for great social media.
As the royal birth approaches, we look back on the most glamorous, talked-about gestations of all time.
"Hopefully by the end of the week," says Camilla.
This weekend, perhaps?
An "encrypted phone" for calling the palace?