Many were reportedly senior Al Qaeda officials.
Because Nebraska wasn't busy enough dealing with flood waters.
Details so far are hazy.
Students at the school claim the slasher has "demonic tattoos" and "had written symbols on a wall poster" earlier in the day.
Richard Blakeley, the Gawker video editor who was arrested last year for domestic violence, pleaded guilty.
Just like every other day.
Early yesterday evening the ferry, carrying around 750 commuters, slammed into the dock at St. George after suddenly losing power.
Another is critically injured.
A Chinese deliveryman is shot in the head and the Philippine press secretary gets a New York souvenir: Food poisoning!