Wow, they're really putting the Christmas decorations out earlier and earlier every year.
Spoiler: It didn't work.
That's one way to reinvigorate newspaper ad sales.
Totally not a weird move at all, nope.
"Police say the Dominos Web site was loaded on her phone's Web browser."
What's the big deal?
Not the brightest idea.
You mean she doesn't know Fran Drescher?
The owner calls it "a bad joke gone awry."
... Dennis Rodman?
It offered all of the culinary perks "without the nasty execution bit."
"I'm gonna give 50% of the profit to The Southern Poverty Law Center."
You're gonna regret this, kid.
The best way to solve this city's rat problem is to turn them into helicopters.
"Long Live Nazi Spaghetti" had its share of critics.
“We feel strongly that this is a band-aid, not a solution, in the fight against sexual assault on Columbia’s campus."