The Grammys were a snoozer artistically (for more on that, see Vulture) and so, sadly, were the outfits. We thought music award shows were a time for celebs to wear all that stuff they're not supposed to wear! Is it too much to ask for a nipple pasty here and there?
Stop the presses! We have the best sighting for you: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner were out dining together last night at Philippe with Rupert Murdoch! They noshed on the restaurant's famous chicken satay, they giggled, and they talked seriously. "They definitely looked like they were having a working dinner," said our spy. "Cordial and serious but some laughs at the table." Wait a minute. Jared Kushner, owner of the cash-strapped Observer, took his lady to a fancy midtown restaurant to have a serious talk with Rupert Murdoch, the owner of the largest media conglomerate in the world. Can this mean what we think it means? We're reluctant to acknowledge the implication of this power sighting, but we'll just have to face the possibility: J-Vanka might be into The Lifestyle.