BofA: $5-a-month debit cards.
They're looking to divest from Pizza Hut.
Those are large numbers.
Two top execs are gone and two are moving up.
And write its own 'Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook.'
Bank of America, JPMorgan, Goldman, Deutsche, etc.
It's a nice boost to their capital reserves.
To the rescue again!
A man very slyly says to Perry, "Bank of America, we will help you out."
Someone has to pay.
Like Black Rock, Met Life Insurance, and the New York Fed.
Or we'll lower your credit rating!
"Which bank, after all, is the greediest and most knowledgeable of them all?"
The SEC is very probe-happy these days, no?
$476.2 billion in cash and guarantees.
Is this the big Bank of America leak we were promised?
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