Medium-well, with mustard. Really.
The Dow closed below 8,000, and banks took a dive.
Ray's Candy Store on Avenue A is selling an Obama-themed lunch.
Or is that paranoid?
Reactions pour in from around the web.
We had been led to believe that the only downsides of his game were that he can’t dunk and that he wears lame sweats.
Hey, John Roberts, you had one job to do today, and you blew it.
Some of our favorite moments from today.
Craig Robinson and Reggie Love both play basketball — maybe that's why the NBC anchor got them confused?
The motorcade has arrived at the Capitol!
They are all there, basking in the O-Man's glory. Except Paris Hilton, who's at Sundance.
The prayers are over. Now it's time for reckoning.
It involves BlackBerries. Bear with him.
And Michelle looks pretty!
Who gets to go, the parents or the children? Some ticket-holders face difficult decisions.
Washington hostesses unable to get the president-elect's RSVP at their inauguration parties this week may think they are being clever by substituting a cardboard version of Barack Obama for the real thing — but little do they know, a scandal awaits them.
People are getting last-minute cosmetic procedures for the inauguration.