Just like he said he would!
With Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore, Kanye West, and more.
Also Amanda Wakeley is up for sale and Berlin Fashion Week expands.
Okay, okay, we were wrong. Beyoncé kicked butt.
The Dow closed below 8,000, and banks took a dive.
Ray's Candy Store on Avenue A is selling an Obama-themed lunch.
Or is that paranoid?
Reactions pour in from around the web.
We had been led to believe that the only downsides of his game were that he can’t dunk and that he wears lame sweats.
Hey, John Roberts, you had one job to do today, and you blew it.
Some of our favorite moments from today.
Craig Robinson and Reggie Love both play basketball — maybe that's why the NBC anchor got them confused?
The motorcade has arrived at the Capitol!
They are all there, basking in the O-Man's glory. Except Paris Hilton, who's at Sundance.
The prayers are over. Now it's time for reckoning.