"I had a ... bladder spasm."
Less of a "says" and more of a "creaks."
Eddie Murphy! Shia LaBeouf! Cher! Joseph Gordon-Levitt, now, too!
And don't forget Darkwing Duck, Zorro the Gay Blade, and Buttman! Fear their lack of power!
Plus a Double Down double team, on our regular late-night roundup.
Get excited, fans of rebooted things!
Nikki Finke says scribes David Goyer and Jonah Nolan have started the screenplay for the third Christopher Nolan–directed Batman film.
'The Sun' reports that Megan Fox will play Catwoman in the next Batman movie, which means she almost certainly won't.
Unfortunately, not in the next movie, but rather, in a cartoon.
"The fact is, I have to! I've signed up! Chris [Nolan] doesn't."
Is it going to be any good? Hard to tell at this point.
With all the emotion and enthusiasm of a guy ordering a sandwich, we might add.
The Academy has ruled that Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard's score is, in fact, eligible for Oscar consideration.
A legion of online Batfans have launched their own 'unofficial grassroots effort to support 'The Dark Knight' for the 2008 Academy Awards.'
Madge's divorce details and the antics of 'Gossip Girl' stars continue to amuse us in today's gossip roundup.