Vengeance is a theme in his work.
Just when you thought a ten-year-old show was running out of steam ...
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He says "truly malevolent people" got him ousted.
For a segment that "falsely accused [a flight attendant] of engaging in sexual relations with a rat."
Or, at the very least, the head of his record label didn't.
"It turns out that the person that I helped become Iron Man, when it was time to re-up for the second one, took the money that was supposed to go to me and pushed me out."
Insults won't make Willis Tower any taller.
"Like, you're trade magazines. None of your opinions count."
"We're all like 50 years old, and we beat them three straight."
"I wish [Octavia Spencer] well, but I wish it wasn’t in Murder, She Wrote."
Still, he gets in some good burns.
"We have absolutely no clue what he was talking about."
Howard Kurtz treated for third-degree Twitter burn.
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Everyone wins, except for Al Roker.