Not bad for four months of work.
Obfuscate, cover up, whitewash — just lie, basically — advises a career counselor.
If Ruth wants to buy a nice pair of shoes or hire a "handyman," she has to check in with the trustee first.
Also, he wants to give all the money back to everyone.
Too bad she doesn't really have much left to take.
Among the revelations: "He cares about Ruth, but he doesn't give a (expletive) about his two sons, Mark and Andrew."
Assemblyman Jim Tedisco's "Madoff bill" does not actually apply to Madoff.
"When you are in there and around a group of people, they will say things like, ‘Hey, I hear Ruth is a real hot babe.’ Things like that.”
"He is no Mr. Madoff by any estimation."
"Conjugal visits are forbidden" in Bernie's new digs, CNBC helpfully reports.
Go work on something else, she was told by her supervisor, who would later marry into the Madoff family.
Ruth Madoff rocks a Jane Fonda look in a shot from the Madoff family album.
Too bad that $310 million is going to go right to investors who were defrauded through him and Bernard Madoff.
You know, laughing at people who are poorer and less cool than she is.