"I operated, but I couldn't go near the breasts."
Now it's the bodies, not the clothes, that provoke.
Another drunk celebrity invokes his name.
Plus, Karlie Kloss admits she wasn't always perfect.
"Well, what is he? Young and fat? He's not!"
Plus, how to get Rock of Ages–inspired nails.
"First of all, Karl Lagerfeld is not even sane. Second of all, he’s not the end-all, be-all of what he does."
They say it's wrong to gossip, but when it's this good, how can you resist?
More red-carpet-watching from the French Riviera.
Everyone loves Beth Ditto, even the Dictator!
"He's just an eccentric designer who makes amazing art but doesn't always say the coolest sh*t."
They're going to take you there! (Madonna reference.)
"I was way too young. I was a baby," says the Victoria's Secret model, who started her career at 14.
You can't go wrong with your purse on your head.