The debut of mod Sally.
As hot as it sounds.
She looks a lot like Betty Draper.
When Betty was still blonde and ... well, you know.
For those cold nights when you have just two onions and an Army knife.
Time to get serious.
Plus, Halle Berry covers Interview Russia.
Why the prosthetic stomach and fake jowls give us new reasons to love Betty and care about her plight.
"Jared: [holding out doll] Wanna see my new Buzz Lightyear? January: I’m not your mommy."
While the ladies around her bloom, Betty hardens, her character getting ever icier, vainer, more alien.
You know, without the hitting.
That "handsome creative male" had better not replace Jon Hamm.
It was only a matter of time before Betty and Don got the Mattel treatment.
"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!"
We have not seen the last of Elizabeth Hofstadt Draper Francis.
Maybe a character will die or something. No harm in guessing!
Check out Rachel Shukert's totally hilarious unsolicited advice for Betty Draper.