Crawl before you ball.
Plus, R.I.P. Shoe Mania.
"So that's why we got such bad seats," he was saying to a friend.
Plus, Nicola Formichetti covers a new issue of L'Officiel Hommes with a butterfly on his eye.
Also, the Times profiled a 19-year-old debutante with a closetful of Chanel bags and Jimmy Choos.
Also, Mr. Blackwell is ill, Custo Barcelona expands, and Sean Avery takes on Dallas in stylish shorts.
The aspiring First Lady drinks sake at Tao. Plus, Seth Rogen claims 'Pineapple Express' isn't a stoner movie, Bill Clinton has a secret meeting at the Russian Tea Room, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.