If only people cared about Tinsley Mortimer, they might care about Devorah.
It sounds so FANCY when they do it.
Plus: media types invest in the Lion, and etiquette advice from FloFab, all in our morning news roundup.
"As soon as I heard the Dirty Projectors song, it sounded like an R&B song. That happens when I listen to Of Montreal, I can hear so much funk shit that I grew up listening to ... "
Lady Gaga comes in at No. 1, Snooki at 16, and Anna Wintour at 122.
Forward it to your baby.
How can this not have been the first "Single Ladies" variation? Fantastic.
Jay-Z and wife said to be expecting a destiny's child of their own.
They really kissed!
And Elizabeth Taylor is coming out with another scent. Yes, she is.
And $3 million worth of the stuff in a month.
Gaga is also adding a second leg to her Monster's Ball tour.
"This is not acting, it's pretending."
In case you haven't watched the video enough times today, see it in still pictures!
Feel like buying Wonderbread/Diet Coke/Polaroid today?