Jesus Luz Is Getting His Picture Taken in Very Skimpy Manties Right Now
Looks like he's landed an underwear campaign!
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Looks like he's landed an underwear campaign!
The 'Times' clears up everything you thought you knew about him.
The designers and Dolce model Jesus Luz could appear in it.
Watch Madge fawn over Marc, eat kebabs, and lament her high heels.
We thought the drunk-maid look was brilliant, but most papers thought she just looked like a disaster.
But will Jesus Luz appear with her? Arbitrary statistics point to yes.
She jump-started his career, but now he could probably make hers a bit less fusty.
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