On Doctor Who.
It feels like Judi Dench is getting flirty.
It’s better than Clash, but it’s still not particularly good.
"There are many young women all over the world — and perhaps young men, too — who really would yearn to be in my situation and see Rupert naked in a bath full of milk."
It's a nice distraction from that nasty battle he's having with a New Zealand union.
And he's played by Bill Nighy.
Plus: Jack White bags on Santana!
Plus: David Johansen finally admits what we've known all along.
Plus: Will Mark Ronson write the next Bond anthem?
And Clint Eastwood explains how he's mastered the nasty-old-bigot role.