Plus: Hopkins does Hemingway.
Bobby Brown: 'The word on the street is that I'm well-endowed.'
Also: Jon Pareles is the world's last remaining Smashing Pumpkins fan.
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Plus: Miley Cyrus on Dolly Parton, and Josh Hamm on his former career in soft-core porn!