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Mourning the loss of thousands of Canadian geese, a pack of wild turtles occupied a runway at JFK today. (No, seriously.)
It's just like Obama says — if you punish suspects without a fair trial, you're just going to breed more terrorism.
Score one for the terrain-bound forces of good.
Turns out that bird strikes are on the rise at New York's airports, contrary to what the PA has been reporting.
The federal agency is trying to suppress all reports of successful avian attacks.
According to a report released today, nearly a third of U.S birds are endangered, threatened, or in "significant decline."
And reports are quick to tell us: It's not what we think.
"I'm sure they didn't intend that," he told Larry King. HA!
Investigators examining the engines of US Airways Flight 1549 found a single, telltale feather left behind by the avian assailants.
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