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  1. terrorists of the sky
    The Flewgitive Returns to CaptivityOur minutes of terror are finally over.
    By Chris Rovzar
  2. terrorists of the sky
    Loose Peacock Terrorizes Upper East SideThe Flewgitive!
    By Chris Rovzar
  3. birds
    There Are a Lot of People With Binoculars and Cameras at Coney Island Right NowThey’re waiting to see a seagull. No joke.
    By Chris Rovzar
  4. why they hate us
    Terrifying Turtle Stampede Delays Flights at JFKThis again?
    By Chris Rovzar
  5. terrorists of the sky
    One Day, These Will Grow Up to Try to Eat the Yorkie Right Out of Your HandbagThe MTA released another round of photos of baby falcons on our bridges.
    By Chris Rovzar
  6. terrorists of the sky
    Feathered Hussy Moves In on Pale MaleAnd Lola is nowhere to be found!
    By Chris Rovzar
  7. why they hate us
    Well, There Goes Sticky.Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
    By Chris Rovzar
  8. the most important birds in the world
    Sticky Now Being Hunted by PaparazziIt’s only a matter of time before this Prospect Park goose is giving Barbara Walters an interview.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. why they hate us
    Without Human Intervention, Sticky Removes Arrow From Own NeckDon’t question how he did it.
    By Chris Rovzar
  10. why they hate us
    Pigeon-Kidnapping Spree Hits New YorkSomeone noticed that the birds have been going missing.
    By Chris Rovzar
  11. why they hate us
    Humans Winning War on Geese!For NOW.
    By Chris Rovzar
  12. why they hate us
    Flock of Geese Tried to Take Down Newark Flight to ChinaLuckily, there were reporters aboard.
    By Chris Rovzar
  13. terrorists of the sky
    Bird Generals Revisit Site of Hudson River VictoryA pair of eagles has been mysteriously hanging around the site of the Miracle on the Hudson landing.
    By Chris Rovzar
  14. the avian menace
    Why Is This Goose Missing Most of Its Beak?Flock justice, we imagine.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Attacked by Birds!Revenge for Goosenacht?
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. why they hate us
    Even Turtles Have Turned Against Us!Mourning the loss of thousands of Canadian geese, a pack of wild turtles occupied a runway at JFK today. (No, seriously.)
    By Chris Rovzar
  17. why they hate us
    Birds Counterattack After City-Sponsored SlaughterIt’s just like Obama says — if you punish suspects without a fair trial, you’re just going to breed more terrorism.
    By Chris Rovzar
  18. neighborhood news
    Please Enjoy Your Two-Piece Chicken Meal, With a Side of HawkSometimes, blog posts come to you.
    By Chris Rovzar
  19. terrorists of the sky
    Rounding Up of Flightless Accused Goose Terrorists BeginsDid we learn nothing from Guantánamo?
    By Chris Rovzar
  20. terrorists of the sky
    Bird Terrorists Being Raised on Our Own Bridges!What will they think of next??
    By Chris Rovzar
  21. terrorists of the sky
    City Hopes Birds Won’t Be Interested in Airport Garbage CenterWhere’s Sully when you need him?
    By Dan Amira
  22. terrorists of the sky
    Bird-Strike Data Released: Nobody PanicBut you may never look at seagulls the same way again.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. terrorists of the sky
    Despite FAA’s Best Efforts, Bird-Strike Data to Be Made PublicScore one for the terrain-bound forces of good.
    By Chris Rovzar
  24. terrorists of the sky
    Port Authority Yet Another Patsy of Bird Terror SyndicateTurns out that bird strikes are on the rise at New York’s airports, contrary to what the PA has been reporting.
    By Chris Rovzar
  25. terrorists of the sky
    FAA in Cahoots With Bird Terrorists!The federal agency is trying to suppress all reports of successful avian attacks.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. terrorists of the sky
    Finally, We Are Winning the War on TerrorAccording to a report released today, nearly a third of U.S birds are endangered, threatened, or in “significant decline.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. terrorists of the sky
    Mystery Object Took Down American Airlines Flight at JFKAnd reports are quick to tell us: It’s not what we think.
    By Chris Rovzar
  28. animanhattan
    Upper West Side Woman Sues Neighbor’s ChihuahuasBecause they are annoying.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. why they hate us
    Birds Launched Multipronged Holiday AttacksThey’re getting desperate!
    By Chris Rovzar
  30. why they hate us
    Flight 1549 First Officer Surprisingly Naïve About Bird Attacks“I’m sure they didn’t intend that,” he told Larry King. HA!
    By Chris Rovzar
  31. why they hate us
    The Smoking Feather!The terrorist birds who took down US Airways Flight 1549 left a calling card.
    By Chris Rovzar
  32. why they hate us
    Post Isolates Terrorist Birds’ Human AlliesTaxi drivers! We should have known!
    By Chris Rovzar
  33. why they hate us
    Bird Attackers Left Sinister CluesInvestigators examining the engines of US Airways Flight 1549 found a single, telltale feather left behind by the avian assailants.
    By Chris Rovzar