And Lola is nowhere to be found!
"The bird saved my life."
A Delta passenger jet heading for Moscow this evening blew an engine upon takeoff.
More than 10,000 birds "caught" in the beams.
Just be thankful our birds don't peck at our heads with enormous, pickax-like beaks.
Some survived the brutal gas attacks, and now more geese have flown to Brooklyn.
Ophelia the cockatoo is actually a boy, and he has a gift for song.
Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
Sexy music works for every species, it seems.
It's only a matter of time before this Prospect Park goose is giving Barbara Walters an interview.
Don't question how he did it.
Goose is way less bothered about the arrow in his neck than humans who are chasing him.
So far, he's fine.
Instead, we should just kill them.
Someone noticed that the birds have been going missing.
"They look like they're innocent, but they're really not."
The rescue crew gave it Pepto-Bismol.