The rescue crew gave it Pepto-Bismol.
A really adorable thing happened yesterday.
Luckily, there were reporters aboard.
The clock is ticking.
A pair of eagles has been mysteriously hanging around the site of the Miracle on the Hudson landing.
That's right, wild chickens. And they roost in TREES.
The former Treasury Secretary and his wife might otherwise have "immensely enjoyed" a scintillating bird documentary.
This was basically asking for it.
But he has never shed a tear himself.
The swans have gone from "elegant" to "murderous."
As the hero pilot returns to the skies, birds carry out a symbolic strike.
And Philadelphia is laughing!
Seriously, this is his big day.