Real ladies get "buzzed."
Colbert and Carell, Danny DeVito, and Mark Wahlberg got soused for your amusement.
"You're literally drinking a third of a bottle of gin! You're not going to survive that."
The tradition is to wear each other down with drink.
He's all about New York's booze business.
The old thorn in our side achieves something no one else in music possibly could.