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Blobs And The People Who Own Them
Report: Track Palin Fathers Baby Girl
Sarah’s a grandma again!
For Twenty Years Now, a Higher Percentage of New Yorkers Have Fled This State Than Have Residents of Any Other State
But we keep having an insane amount of babies, so our population remains the same!
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Talk Twins
The happy couple talk to us about their 8-month olds.
: Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes Expecting Second Child
It’s Ethan’s fourth!
Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Baby Girl
The Fox News host welcomes Yardley Evans to her brood.
Mariska Hargitay Adopts a Baby!
’ star brought the baby girl home from Texas last week.
‘Will the Older Generation Pay for Educating a Younger Generation That Looks Less Like Itself?’
The ‘Times’ is worried about all these minority babies.
Martha Stewart Is Now a Grandmother!
Oh, also Alexis Stewart is now a mother.
J–Vanka Is Having a Girl!
This girl-child will want for nothing in the world.
All of a Sudden Nicole Kidman Has Another Baby
See what happens when you let yourself get distracted by sparkly dresses and naughty jokes?
Queen Elizabeth Is a Great-Grandmother Now
She’s the first British monarch to be a great-grandparent in a hundred years.
Elton John and David Furnish Had a Baby Boy!
And they named him after a song!
Alanis Morissette Has Baby, Names It ‘Ever Imre’
We don’t know what that means, nor do we care.
Jennifer Connelly Is Pregnant Again
At last some good news!
Nicole Kidman’s 2-Year-Old Likes to ‘Pop a Little Blush On and Some Lip Gloss’
Little Sunday Rose is a precocious one.
Martha Stewart Is Going to Become a Grandmother
This is going to be the most tricked-out baby ever.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Welcome Twins
Hello, little Gideon Scott and Harper Grace!
Rachel Dratch Had Her Baby!
His name is Eli.
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This Baby Has an American Express Black Card
All the other babies at the club want to sit at his table.
Your Baby Is Fat
And it is not cute.
Major Source of White Babies for Yuppie Parents May Be Cut Off
Russia is threatening to block American adoptions.
Naming a Human Is a Very Big Deal and You Should Not Blow It
But let’s face it, you probably will.
Babies Have Literally Become an Accessory
They’re like the new pashmina.
Park Slope Residents Cheap Out on Nannies
It’s hard when you have to also pay for a doula and brownstone renovation.
The Bun Is Out of Padma’s Oven!
She’s named Krishna.
Brooklyn Bar Takes Controversial Step of Banning Babies
Risks pissing off powerful baby lobby. (Blobby?)
Study: Adoptive Parents Don’t Seek Out Black Baby Boys, Unless They Are Cheap
A study out this month shows that adoptive parents prefer white and Hispanic babies over black ones, and girls over boys. Unless they can get a steep discount.
Stupid Babies Always Interfering With Single Gal’s Carrie Bradshaw Fantasy
A common problem for which there is an easy solution.
Sarah Jessica Parker: ‘I Love the Smell of Diapers’
I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good.”
High-strung New York Parents Turn to Weed to Relax
I’m sorry, but I have a stressful job, I have a baby. I need to unwind somehow.”
Park Slope Parents Unsurprisingly on Cutting Edge of New Neuroses
Breast envy in Brooklyn.
City to Reopen P.S. 151
This should go some way toward calming parents … for a little while.
Nightmare on West 84th Street
Public School 9 on the Upper West Side accidentally misplaced tests taken by 60 pre-kindergartners and kindergartners for the city’s Gifted and Talented programs. Uh-oh.