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Blobs And The People Who Own Them

  1. Report: Track Palin Fathers Baby GirlSarah’s a grandma again!
  2. For Twenty Years Now, a Higher Percentage of New Yorkers Have Fled This State Than Have Residents of Any Other StateBut we keep having an insane amount of babies, so our population remains the same!
  3. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Talk TwinsThe happy couple talk to us about their 8-month olds.
  4. Us Weekly: Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes Expecting Second ChildIt’s Ethan’s fourth!
  5. Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Baby GirlThe Fox News host welcomes Yardley Evans to her brood.
  6. Mariska Hargitay Adopts a Baby!The ‘Law & Order: SVU’ star brought the baby girl home from Texas last week.
  7. ‘Will the Older Generation Pay for Educating a Younger Generation That Looks Less Like Itself?’The ‘Times’ is worried about all these minority babies.
  8. Martha Stewart Is Now a Grandmother!Oh, also Alexis Stewart is now a mother.
  9. J–Vanka Is Having a Girl!This girl-child will want for nothing in the world.
  10. All of a Sudden Nicole Kidman Has Another BabySee what happens when you let yourself get distracted by sparkly dresses and naughty jokes?
  11. Queen Elizabeth Is a Great-Grandmother NowShe’s the first British monarch to be a great-grandparent in a hundred years.
  12. Elton John and David Furnish Had a Baby Boy!And they named him after a song!
  13. Alanis Morissette Has Baby, Names It ‘Ever Imre’We don’t know what that means, nor do we care.
  14. Jennifer Connelly Is Pregnant AgainAt last some good news!
  15. Nicole Kidman’s 2-Year-Old Likes to ‘Pop a Little Blush On and Some Lip Gloss’Little Sunday Rose is a precocious one.
  16. Martha Stewart Is Going to Become a GrandmotherThis is going to be the most tricked-out baby ever.
  17. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Welcome TwinsHello, little Gideon Scott and Harper Grace!
  18. Rachel Dratch Had Her Baby!His name is Eli.
  19. This Baby Has an American Express Black CardAll the other babies at the club want to sit at his table.
  20. Your Baby Is FatAnd it is not cute.
  21. Major Source of White Babies for Yuppie Parents May Be Cut OffRussia is threatening to block American adoptions.
  22. Naming a Human Is a Very Big Deal and You Should Not Blow ItBut let’s face it, you probably will.
  23. Babies Have Literally Become an AccessoryThey’re like the new pashmina.
  24. Park Slope Residents Cheap Out on NanniesIt’s hard when you have to also pay for a doula and brownstone renovation.
  25. The Bun Is Out of Padma’s Oven!She’s named Krishna.
  26. Brooklyn Bar Takes Controversial Step of Banning BabiesRisks pissing off powerful baby lobby. (Blobby?)
  27. Study: Adoptive Parents Don’t Seek Out Black Baby Boys, Unless They Are CheapA study out this month shows that adoptive parents prefer white and Hispanic babies over black ones, and girls over boys. Unless they can get a steep discount.
  28. Stupid Babies Always Interfering With Single Gal’s Carrie Bradshaw FantasyA common problem for which there is an easy solution.
  29. Sarah Jessica Parker: ‘I Love the Smell of Diapers’I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good.”
  30. High-strung New York Parents Turn to Weed to RelaxI’m sorry, but I have a stressful job, I have a baby. I need to unwind somehow.”
  31. Park Slope Parents Unsurprisingly on Cutting Edge of New NeurosesBreast envy in Brooklyn.
  32. City to Reopen P.S. 151This should go some way toward calming parents … for a little while.
  33. Nightmare on West 84th StreetPublic School 9 on the Upper West Side accidentally misplaced tests taken by 60 pre-kindergartners and kindergartners for the city’s Gifted and Talented programs. Uh-oh.