No explosives were found.
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling technicians!
If you need to resort to bomb threats to tell your partner you messed up, it probably wasn't meant to be.
A fake bomb threat, it seems.
Who knew the agents don't like jokes about taking out the First Family?
There have been dozens since February.
The debt-ceiling brouhaha is officially past the civil phase.
Nobody was hurt and the kids got some fresh air on a nice day. Win-win?