“It’s a day-to-day, hand-to-hand combat."
Short answer: yes.
"Now, my doctor has never told me to restrict any intake of salt, but if he did, I wouldn't."
Just Merlot for him, thanks.
She doesn't feel like the GOP has the advantage this year.
"We see RIM, in our rearview mirror, yelling at us to slow down."
"No one I know, no one, wants to insult Muslims."
Oh, yeah? Well, we don't do "desperate fading starlets" anymore because that's "too John Mayer."
"We are no different than printers or laptops, just covered in flesh."
Just because Jonathan Lethem's leaving doesn't mean the borough is over.
“To the press: that’s a figure of speech.”
That’s what Les Moonves says.
Spitzer had called him the "dirtiest, nastiest political player out there."
This is not news to Paris Hilton.
Way better than all the other former presidents.
From Lindsey Vonn to Steven Slater.