Sacha Baron Cohen Graciously Offers to Pay Fines of Men Arrested for Wearing Mankinis
Very nice!By Sarah Spellings
Very nice!By Sarah Spellings
Very nice.By Sarah Spellings
Not very nice.By Gabriella Paiella
What should've made it?By Jesse David Fox
"Okay, I have a sexy time!"By Sean Fitz-Gerald
In which "Kimmel" becomes a profanity.By Sean Fitz-Gerald
He sneaks political and social messages into outrageous comedy, tricking audiences into hearing them.By Gavin Polone
Borat only happens but once in a lifetime, so give this guy a chance.By Eliot Glazer
Kazakh director Erkin Rakishev is making a movie about Borat's pretend brother Bilo. Huh.By Edith Zimmerman
Plus: Old people singing and robots!By Adam K. Raymond
A woman duped in next month's movie is suing Sacha Baron Cohen for putting her in a wheelchair.By Lane Brown
Borat made red-state Americans look silly by bringing poo to dinner parties. In 'Religulous,' Maher will just mock people right to their faces.
Plus Larry Charles, Nick Lowe, and Rupert Everett!
News Corp. has just posted its figures for the latest quarter, and ouch. The profits at Rupert Murdoch's behemoth have dropped 24 percent compared to last year. The movie division is doing splendidly — Fox's earnings jumped 57 percent, with a good chunk of the $470 million take attributed to the ultraprofitable Borat. The problems are on the TV end: Broadcast profits are down. Then there's MyNetworkTV, a blatantly doomed "mini-network" that sounds scarily inspired by Murdoch's purchase of MySpace (another costly exercise with no clear yield in sight). Even the man himself admits MyNetwork has performed "far below expectations." No word on how Rupe's quixotic devotion to the Post is affecting the bottom line; our uneducated guess is, however, it's nothing a mere twinge of Sasha Baron Cohen's mustache can't erase. News Corp. Quarterly Profit Declined 24% [Crain's]
A choir sang "This Little Light of Mine" at Eliot Spitzer's inauguration; the Albany Times Union editor was one of the singers. The owner of Patroon, who used to run '21,' brought his current staff to his old restaurant. Courtney Love made 53 New Year's resolutions. Casa Casuarina in South Beach lost power on New Year's Eve, and Anna Anisimova and Jonathan Cheban couldn't take the heat. Brad Pitt wants to produce a Borat project. Spirit Airlines lost James Gandolfini's luggage. A producer was going to make an Elmore Leonard book into a movie but now isn't. Oprah is happy that Madonna adopted that Malawian kid. Semi-disgraced Miss USA Tara Conner might pose for Playboy. Someone hit on David Schwimmer at Pastis. The Soup Nazi actor took Kramer's Reality Tour. Former DNC chair Terry McAuliffe has a new memoir out, in which he tells stories about raising money. George Michael did a private New Year's Eve concert in Russia for $3 million. Wilmer Valderrama is set to launch a menswear line. Meatpacking club Double Seven is moving down the block. Will Ferrell won't do Elf 2. Kevin Connolly pulled a blonde out of the way of an ambulance in Miami.
Barry Diller denies that Frank Gehry built him an invader-proof, bullet-proof bunker in the bathroom of his office at the new IAC headquarters. So Pamela and Kid didn't break up over Borat — they broke up because Pam partied too much and left the kids home with Kid (and maybe lied about her miscarriage). New crotch-flashing best friends Paris Hilton and Britney Spears will host the Billboard Music Awards Monday in Vegas. Rush & Molloy "breaks" the news that the "raisin face" Nicole Richie was referring to on her blog is Rachel Zoe, which, like, everyone knew two days ago. Ed Koch lost his pants at an airport in Portugal. Steve Schirripa accidentally head-butted James Gandolfini on the set of The Sopranos. Bobby Kennedy Jr. had dinner with his sister's husband's ex-wife. The publishers of InStyle want the magazine's weddings editor to make things a little more highbrow. Snoop Dogg filed a $2 million lawsuit against his record label for royalties owed; TomKat spent $4.75 million for a cottage in London. Robert Altman tattooed dogs for a living before he made movies. Publicist Dan Klores has a movie in Sundance this year, his third in five years. Some people laughed at a screening for a new comedy about Adolph Hitler, and some people didn't. (And yes, the director's Jewish.) Cindy Adams speculates (twice!) that ABC's Primetime co-anchor John Quinones will take over Ed Bradley's vacant seat at 60 Minutes. Liz Smith reminds us that Rudy and Judy Giuliani are truly, madly, deeply in love. Lillo Brancato, of A Bronx Tale fame, is in solitary confinement at Rikers Island for a third time (this time for heroin). And the Post scolds the Daily News for calling a kettle black.
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