But what about Conor?
Plus, a bunch of alternatives.
Let us Google that for you.
They're really not all that different, but...
MSNBC thinks this is FUNNY.
Of the many odd and repellent-looking creatures in existence, the ones that are most disturbing are the ones whose features are recognizable.
The line between scruffy artist boyfriends and fake terrorists is thinner than we'd realized.
A lovely-seeming young woman in New York just wants a guy who meets a few specific qualifications, okay?