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  1. cleaning up
    BP CEO Tony Hayward Does Not Want His Life Back AnymoreTony Hayward apologizes for being an insensitive ass.
  2. Here’s a Line We’d Hoped Never to Read in a News Story“Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.”
  3. cleaning up
    White House Announces Criminal Probe Into BP Over Spill“If laws were broken, leading to death and destruction, my solemn pledge is, we will bring those responsible to justice.”
  4. cleaning up
    Hurricanes Could Interrupt Next Leak-Plugging EffortOh, great, we needed that.
  5. the post-racial world
    Bill Maher Thinks Obama Should Act Like a ‘Real Black President’Yikes.
  6. cleaning up
    ‘Top Kill’ Declared Failure, BP to Try Capping Plan NextOil could be leaking until August.
  7. cleaning up
    Hurricane Season Is Only Going to Cause More Problems for BPOil could result in “storm surge.”
  8. science
    Bill Nye the Science Guy Explains How the ‘Top Kill’ Is WorkingUsing cornstarch, of course.
  9. cleaning up
    The End Is Nigh for the Oil Leak?BP executives are cautiously optimistic.
  10. cleaning up
    Report Claims ‘Warning Signs’ Preceded Rig ExplosionMore bad news for BP.
  11. cleaning up
    In Internal Memos, BP Valued a Human Life at About $10 MillionWhich, frankly, is more than we would have guessed.
  12. cleaning up
    Government Admits It Can’t Do Any Better Than BPLooks like we’re stuck.
  13. cleaning up
    BP Official: Leak Could Be Stopped by Next WeekFirst the “junk shot,” now the “top kill.”
  14. attempts at transparency
    BP to Post Live Video Feed of Source of Oil LeakNow you can watch the disaster real-time from the comfort of your sofa.
  15. cleaning up
    Something Finally Works in BP’s Cleanup EffortAn “important step” in the oil spill cleanup response.
  16. cleaning up
    Massive Oil Plumes Discovered Under GulfIt keeps getting worse.
  17. cleaning up
    As Promised, President Obama Is Angry About All That OilHe chastises oil executives for making a “ridiculous spectacle” out of the congressional hearings.
  18. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Alec Baldwin Dishes on Tina Fey’s ConquestsAnd Jon Stewart pulls a Britney, on our regular late-night roundup.
  19. cleaning up
    Oil Spill Could Be Up to Five Times Larger Than EstimatedYikes.
  20. cleaning up
    BP Releases Video of the Unstoppable Oil LeakWhy is this so difficult?
  21. cleaning up
    This Is What 210,000 Gallons of Oil a Day Rocketing Out of an Undersea Geyser Looks LikeWe guess we didn’t know what to expect.
  22. cleaning up
    New Oil Spill Prevention Plan Involves Lots of Garbage“Junk shot” is BP’s latest approach.
  23. cleaning up
    BP’s Containment-Dome Plan Is a BustYep, it’s still gushing.
  24. cleaning up
    Oil Slick Reaches Islands Off LouisianaThe Freemason Island! Coincidence? We think not.
  25. cleaning up
    Obama Visits Louisiana, Pledges to Do ‘Whatever It Takes’ to Address CrisisSpill described as a “massive and potentially unprecedented environmental disaster.”
  26. cleaning up
    Who Deserves the Blame for Massive Oil Spill?Pretty much everyone involved.
  27. cleaning up
    Oil Spill Reportedly Hits American ShoresWe were afraid of this.