Thanks to "tittooing."
Plus: Jennifer Love Hewitt denied saying that she'd insure her "ladies" for $5 million, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Our great, inadequate, and creepy quest to promote the breast.
"I just got a warm tingle in my areole thinking about it."
"No TSA agent has ever singled me out because of the size and shape of my breasts or any other body part!"
"Times are changing, and the audience can spot false breasts."
But the 'Daily News' is just analyzing a celebrity PR strategy, they swear!
Okay, we get it, you like breasts. But post-baby boob gawking is something else entirely.
Ali's sister is completely grossed out by tabloid speculation over her 14-year-old sister's boobs.
Finally, the kookiest Real Housewife is having saddlebag shame.