"Man-up and deal with it, guys."
It's the one he wrote with porn star James Deen in mind.
"Nudity and acting a must," according to Ellis.
"I have warned Lionsgate that I will not approve a new version of 'American Psycho' unless it stars SCOTT DISICK or MILES FISHER."
Good news for fans of explicitly class-conscious horror films!
Sheen's telling us what "celebrity now means."
Anecdotes about Sharon Stone, Adam McKay, and Bret Easton Ellis's shrinks.
"A disturbed woman holds a group of American students hostage in shark-infested waters."
Plus: There's going to be a movie named 'Cowboy Ninja Viking.'
'American Psycho' goes to middle school.
It picks up right where 'Less Than Zero' left off. For better or worse.
Plus: Cate Blanchett on the joy of working with Russell Crowe.
Plus: Justin Bieber's appeal a mystery to Justin Bieber.
Good for him!
Plus: Bret Easton Ellis! 'American Dad'! Reese Witherspoon!
Fingers crossed that Bale was watching Joaquin Phoenix's appearance on 'Letterman' earlier this year!
That, and the rest of today's eye-popping gossip news.
Plus: Gus Van Sant! Bret Easton Ellis! Rashida Jones's graphic novel!
Plus: Lily Allen on her inspiration.