It's Britney, bitch!
It's like everything we've ever known is a lie.
Also, some sweaters in the VPL show were made with human hair.
That means kissing.
See typical nutty splendor and plenty of upper thigh.
Also, Kristen McMenamy has fat days, Miley Cyrus's little sister is launching a clothing line, and more in today's news roundup.
Three reasons to watch. Really! Come back later for Vulture's liveblog.
See male models work out, a chick with a tail, Jennifer Lopez in avant garde head gear, and more from this month's issues.
And more the-stars-are-just-like-us tales, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more celebrity tidbits, in today's gossip roundup.
And there is one crazy plastic-surgery deal that involves a boob job and a Lady Gaga concert.
And more tales of shocking and not-so-shocking celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more celebrity quirks revealed, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Victoria Beckham does the robot dance, Jamie-Lynn Sigler plays ping-pong, and other expressions of celebrity joy, in today's gossip roundup.
Including the 75 "most ridiculous" stories about the three-way-loving mother of two.
Hey, she's got a lot of debt.
In other news, happy 28th birthday, Britney Spears. Thanks for frickin' everything.
Thank God for the Internet.
It plays "It's Britney, bitch!" when you shake it!