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Harry Potter and the Lean, Mean, Skorcher Butt Machine

Daniel Radcliffe is spotted toning up his bum for 'Equus,' Mary J. Blige helps a stranger buy a dress, and Adam Duritz takes up with a new actress, all in our daily distillation of the city's gossip columns.

The Summer Is Getting REALLY Sticky and Unpleasant for Dick Fuld

The Lehmann Brothers CEO says he's "disappointed" by losses as rumors of the firm's demise intensify, 'Bazaar' editor Glenda Bailey becomes a dame, and Britney's NYC apartment goes on the market in today's roundup of news from the realms of finance, media, real estate, and law.

Nelly Goes West

Plus: New songs from Britney Spears and DJ Shadow!

Calling All Fragrance-Inspired Filmmakers

'Vogue' is offering $10,000, awesome exposure, and two tickets to the "Oscars of the fragrance industry" to whoever can make the best perfume-inspired film.

Bruce Willis Acts Like Liz Smith Was Born Yesterday

Bruce Willis says he's dating a model because she's pretty on the inside. Plus, Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling go on a date, as do Silda and Eliot Spitzer, in our daily roundup of the juiciest bits from New York gossip columns.

Fans to Joe Torre: Did You Get a Haircut?'

Joe Torre's new look, Ashlee Simpson's continued Saturday Night Live ban, and Rudy Giuliani's black eye — read all about it in our daily roundup of the juice in New York's gossip columns.

Rick Astley Is Somehow Relevant Again

The Times gets "rickrolled," the NYPD searches cavities, and John McCain creakingly weighs in on the actions the Federal Reserve Bank took on behalf of Bear Stearns in our daily roundup of Media, Law and Finance news.

Camille Paglia Adds Her Voice to Burgeoning Political Coverage in ‘Us Weekly’

Hillary Clinton Camille Paglia
Oh, Camille Paglia, what are you doing? We know you've talked to Us Weekly before about relevant issues like Britney's vagina and Jennifer Aniston's victimhood. But giving a sincere political evaluation of Hillary Clinton on the celebrity magazine's Website, directly on the eve of her most important contest? What, was there static on the receiver and you thought they were calling from The Week? In response to Hillary's evasive answer on 60 Minutes when she was asked whether or not she thought Barack Obama was a Muslim, Paglia had this to say:
The Clintons are lawyers and they’ve been pushing language ever since Bill said "depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."… That’s my problem as a Democrat with the Clintons and the people around Hillary, which include Harold Ickes and Howard Wolfson — all of these people are so self-infatuated with their own clever superiority, that in fact they're quite transparent.
Okay, sure, but Camiiiiilllllllleeeeee! Throw us a bone! What did you think about when Hillary helped Us Weekly pick out her worst outfits of all time? "I don't approve," Paglia snapped. Ahh. Now that's more like it.

Barack Is the New Brangelina!

MEDIA • Turns out Barack Obama's underwear is more interesting to Us Weekly readers than Britney Spears's custody battles. A Q&A with the Chicago senator in which he refused to answer the boxers-or-briefs question generated the some of the highest-ever traffic for a single article on the site, second only to news of Heath Ledger's death [WWD] • The Sam Zell bloodbath continues: The Tribune Co. owner axes 120 Newsday jobs. [NYP] •Is Matt Drudge the world's most powerful journalist? [Telegraph] • The FBI isn't happy with a recent Rolling Stone article on the Joint Terrorism Task Forces. [Mixed Media/Portfolio]

Rufus Wainwright: ‘Britney Spears Is Basically an Analogy for the World’

Rufus Wainwright
So we recently talked to musician Rufus Wainwright about his new big plan for the summer solstice, or, as he calls it, Blackout Sabbath. He wants everybody to turn off all their lights and unplug everything in their house for twelve hours, in order to better think about how you personally can save the environment for the next year. He's even been collecting magnets so that people can hang their ecoresolutions on the refrigerator. "In American culture, the fridge magnet and things that are on the fridge are really a strong indication of what is going on in one's life," he told us. "It has a certain status in the household. It's almost like a little biblical in terms of, like, you know, This is the decree! Stamp it on the fridge with the magnet!" Indeed. We told Rufus we were impressed with his efforts to save the world and asked him about his efforts to save Britney Spears. He has said he is "probably the one person who can really help her." That's two awfully big goals! "Britney Spears is basically an analogy for the world. Whereas Judy Garland was an analogy for the world in the fifties and sixties, Britney is now," he explained. "Save the whale! Oh, God, that's awful." Related: Rufus Wants You to Do It in the Dark [NYM]

Why Wouldn’t Sharon Bush Be Involved With Roger Clemens’s Steroid Scandal?

Sharon Bush
Roger Clemens's friendship with the black sheep of the Bush family, Sharon Bush, may cost him a pardon from George W. if he is convicted of perjury. Both HarperCollins and Random House are set to come out with books about George Steinbrenner. A "Page Six" spy thinks Howard Stern's fiancée, Beth Ostrosky, wants to have a baby because she, uh, stopped to say hello to one. Will Ferrell and Tom Brokaw did an onstage bit together at Radio City Music Hall on Sunday for Ferrell's Funny or Die tour. The New Yorker reveals that the late Bishop Paul Moore was a closeted homosexual. Tracy Westmoreland, owner of erstwhile dive bar Siberia, may play a bouncer in a movie called The Bouncer.