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Bronx Zoo

  1. awwwww
    Two Cockroaches at the Bronx Zoo Are Now Named John Mulaney and Nick KrollAs part of the Bronx Zoo’s Name a Cockroach Valentine’s Day campaign.
  2. people who are dumb
    Dude Who Jumped Into Bronx Zoo Tiger Den Had His ReasonsHis reasons are terrible.
  3. things that are awful
    Foot-Chomping Bronx Zoo Tiger Will Not Be EuthanizedZoo director says the animal “did nothing wrong.”
  4. things that are awful
    Man Enters Tiger Den at Bronx ZooThe man jumped off a monorail and climbed two fences.
  5. loose animals
    Fake Bronx Zoo Cobra Now Tweeting Fake Escaped British Lion“P.S. I just love your accent.”
  6. sad news
    Seven Killed in Van Crash at Bronx Zoo [Updated]The victims include three children.
  7. love in the time of cockroaches
    Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a CockroachThe Bronx Zoo has a creative Valentine’s Day promotion.
  8. animanhattan
    Bronx Zoo Animals Have New Head Keeper, New OpponentDr. Cristián Samper will take over the society that runs the Bronx Zoo and its cousins.
  9. okapi puppies!!
    Meet M’bura, the Bronx Zoo’s Newest Okapi And learn some fun facts about this weird animal!
  10. animanhattan
    The Bronx Zoo Peahen Has Been RecapturedFreecock, we hardly knew ye.
  11. zebra puppies!!!!!!
    Meet Teri, the Bronx Zoo’s New Baby ZebraTeri doesn’t know about Osama bin Laden.
  12. the shawsnake redemption
    Shawsnake Revealed to World, Sticks Out TongueFans are flocking to see the snake in captivity.
  13. the shawsnake redemption
    People Will Be Calling Shawsnake ‘Mia’ From Now OnWe’re going to go throw up.
  14. the shawsnake redemption
    Bronx Zoo, Daily News Unaware That Shawsnake Already Has a NameThey’re having a contest to name it, which is obviously an outrage.
  15. the shawsnake redemption
    Shawsnake Reportedly Captured [Updated]Noooooo!
  16. the shawsnake redemption
    Zoo Officials Suddenly Lose Patience With ShawsnakeIt’s a trap!
  17. the cobrasnake
    Don’t Freak Out, But a Poisonous Egyptian Cobra Is on the LooseJust so you know.