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  1. all is well
    Drake Can Rest Easy After Suspect Is Arrested for Stealing $3 Million in JewelsThe thief didn’t get very far.
  2. terrifying things
    World’s Creepiest Burglar Watched a Chicago Couple SleepMeet Creeper Ghost.
  3. neighborhood news
    Charming West Village Cobblestones Also Great for Smashing WindowsAs one Charles Street resident learned the hard way.
  4. LIRR Is Inadequate Getaway Vehicle for Cash-Register BurglarYou kind of need a trunk for this sort of thing.
  5. heists
    Ax-Wielding, Burka-Clad Burglars Rob SelfridgesThey fled on a moped.
  6. burglars
    Diamond Heist Possibly Sexy Before It Got BustedIn our imagination, that is.
  7. heists
    Thieves Rob Gucci With a Mercedes, Escape in an AudiExpensive cars, successful burglary.
  8. Slideshow
    The Twelve Most Egregiously Stupid Fast-Food Employee MishapsSeriously, who takes a bath at a Burger King?
  9. dog day afternoons
    Williamsburg Burglar Hits Up Same Bank on Consecutive AfternoonsThere’s a pattern here.
  10. Pirates
    Sometimes, Working at a Pirate Restaurant Pays OffA wannabe burglar breaks into a pirate-themed eatery, with poor results.
  11. Mediavore
    Ice Cream Truck Burglar on the Loose; Salads Harbor E. coliPlus fast formal lunchtime dining and more, all in our morning news round-up.
  12. stupid crime of the day
    Hiding Under Covers Apparently Not Such a Silly Way to Foil Burglars After AllIn fact, it worked perfectly well for Katherine Garcia.
  13. ballsy crime
    Robbing Banks With Bouquets: Ultimately UnsuccessfulHe said it with flowers, and then he got cuffed.