All he has to do is swear and the room erupts into laughter.
Sad Anil Kumar "choked up and wept" as he apologized for insider trading.
Claire Milonas is a shipping heiress with an Amazon wish list.
Not really "cover up." Just make it a "less transparent event."
Hope that doesn't make you nervous, because that's bad, too.
But it's not because he is Vikram Pandit's BFF.
The executive at Bank of America recently engineered a huge deal to sell $19 billion worth of shares in the bank. How?
We hope he enjoyed the dwarfs, because the rest of his life is going to suck.
We have an idea of where to start.
"In the conference room was a dwarf whom Mr. Rajaratnam introduced as an analyst hired to cover 'small-cap' stocks."
The JPMorgan CEO had some harsh words for Britain's chancellor of the exchequer.
Were you taken in by a Ponzi scheme this year? Don't be ashamed. You're not alone.
While pure capitalists might appreciate the genius of this maneuver, on a human level it seems like an uncool thing to do.
The 'Journal' is too shy to tell us what part he was referring to, so we have to guess!
"You're under arrest for fraud, and possession of a Bedazzler."
But one of them is guilty, at least, of being sultry in the first degree!
The impending financial disaster at Stuyvesant Town has gotten plenty of ink, but it may only be the beginning of a nightmare for tenants citywide.