Plus: Good news, "League" fans.
This is like a bad episode of 'The Newlywed Game.'
Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz has signed on to play Seth Rogen's love interest, and this thing with Kate Hudson and A-Rod is STILL happening, in today's gossip roundup.
He called her an "aging bad actress" ... ouch!
The actress is dating heartthrobs of yore Jude Law AND Leonardo DiCaprio.
Plus: Shaq vs. Michael Phelps.
This is one of the only times we can imagine we've shared the same emotion as the self-styled lifestyle guru.
See fall's best shoes, Cameron Diaz's cone bra, Ed Westwick's snowflake sweater, and more from this month's issues.
The star of 'My Sister's Keeper' made guacamole for the cast.
She told us last night at the premiere for 'My Sister's Keeper.'
And NKOTB's Joey McIntyre likes nail polish.
No whammies, no whammies, no whammies, stop!
Plus: Is Judy Blume a nymphomaniac?
Disturbing. Plus, the Spellings continue to fight, Chris Martin has a spate of bad luck, and more in our gossip roundup.
Surely Jessica Biel can't think that complaining about her hotness will help her standing with fans?