E. Jean Carroll's old-timey plan for modern dating.
"This better work, bitch."
(It might be a pardoy.)
One lucky bride was in the right place at the right time.
In a funny music video featuring Diplo and a fedora.
Loki goes country western.
Including those from Game of Thrones, The Simpsons, and The Addams Family.
Here's your happy ending.
They bet a Philly cheesesteak that she can strike him out.
"Where did you get that tie? Calvin Clown?"
She's the leader of the Lost Girls, isn't she?
Plodding forward into the sunshine and endless ennui.
In a totally unironic denim jacket.
"You can't count on anyone."