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Carlos Beltran

  1. the sports section
    Ranking John Sterling’s New Catchphrases From Least to Most InsaneA new season means lots of new crazy home-run calls.
  2. the sports section
    Beltran’s Back! (Playing for the Cyclones)See him tonight — with fireworks!
  3. the sports section
    Once Again, All-Star Picks Favor New YorkAnd somewhat delusionally, in the case of the Mets.
  4. the sports section
    The Mets Injured List Is Really Quite ImpressiveAt this point, the DL Mets could probably beat the Actual Mets.
  5. the sports section
    The All-Too-Easy Case for the Unloved Carlos BeltranMany seem to believe that Beltran is deeply flawed — even though he’s one of the ten best players in baseball.
  6. gossipmonger
    Peter Lied to Christie About Not Taking the Kids on a Single-Engine PlaneHe said he wouldn’t, but then he went ahead and did it, the crumbum. Also, Courtney Love’s friends think she needs a doorman. In the gossip roundup.
  7. gossipmonger
    Chace Crawford Is Awesome at Being SinglePlus, a Puerto Rican party for Carlos Beltran’s birthday and who the gayest man in the world is in our daily gossip roundup.
  8. the sports section
    And You Shall Name Your Children ‘Carlos’ For a very long time at Shea Stadium last night, nothing happened. Pitchers Tom Glavine and Jeff Weaver defied age and mediocrity, respectively, and went back and forth like Tom Seaver and Bob Gibson. Albert Pujols, the world’s best hitter (and, according to scientists, the fastest finger-tapper since Babe Ruth), struck out and lined out. The Mets took turns politely grounding out to second base. It started raining. Ugly Betty pulled at the remote from two channels up. You could feel the crowd getting more and more nervous the longer Glavine pitched — it was like watching the makeout scene in a horror movie. Then, finally, something did happen, the first potentially defining moment of the Mets’ playoffs.
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